We have these friends — a couple — who are the only friends that know we’re trying to get pregnant. They know because we’ve decided to try to time the pregnancies together. I know. We’re lame. Shut up.
Anyway, they just got back from their honeymoon and apparently spent the whole week humping. The husband and I, on the other hand, have still only tried once. Not even a year in and we’re already an old married couple whose sex life has gone down the tubes. So now I’m feeling asexual AND behind. Blergh.